There once was a gal named Dossie
Whose hair was shiny and glossy
And when fish and chips
Would pass through her lips
Her teeth she would then need to flossie
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Who said you can't make money with a degree in Creative Writing? (Besides my Dad)
I am currently enrolled in sketch comedy class at Second City, Chicago. It's great and I adore it. However, I can't really afford it because I work in non-profit educational theatre. Oops, my bad. I thought that instead of asking my parents for a loan again, I might become a virtual busker, and sell some ridiculous creative writing online. All profits will be used to send me to level 4 of class, then if I am invited in, to levels 5&6. First, select which writing sample you would like published on the blog, next, make your payment by clicking the paypal link, customize by emailing me, then enjoy a piece of writing on this blog that's all about you. Great for birthdays and bar mitzvahs.
Step 1: Choose Your Writing!
- $2 - Personalized Haiku
- $5 - A/B/A/B Poem or limerick about you
- $15 - A letter to you from any celebrity/historical figure of your choice
- $20 - A 300 word short story about you, includes 3 words of your choice.
- $30 - A two page scene starring you and a talking animal of your choice
- $50 - Combo Platter (1 of everything)
Step 2: Buy It!
Step 3: Personalize!
willwriteforclass@gmail.com
1 comment:
Holy shit. I am in love with this limerick!
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